We said gorilla ayaqi, horse meat anchovies and tarraq to the deserving person, marinated with a lot of Konya-style trucker ayaq hair sprinkled and marinated in ayaq sweat and monkey shit, but the monkey shit belonged to one of the monkey waiters and they gave us donkey meat anchovies instead of horse meat anchovies, and they also gave us combs, not tarraq... Would you look at the disgrace? We reported this problem to the business owner Fatih Hanım and he offered us Gawatt chocolate. Apart from that, the place was beautiful, you could watch Fatih Hanım's special hot dog act on the TVs at every table, and the monkey waiters were all very well dressed in singlets and torn shorts with toast stains on them. How stylish. Fatih Lady, if you are reading this, you will marry Batantaha.
Come on, maynin Deutschland gut Mr. I ran away :)