If you want to spoil your vacation, come here. It's all negative emotions. Plywood, stuffy, dirty houses. You walk around the house and everything is shaking. Everything is ruined, dirty and dusty all the time. The loudly called "wet cleaning" consists of waving a mop near the bed. No further. There is a pile of dust under the bed, which has gathered into balls, dead flies, socks from previous tenants. And this is all after the request: to clean the house (3 times). At the same time, the "maids" do nothing but parade around the territory.
If you want to try to cook food on a miracle machine, you will have to wait an hour and a half or two, or even more. It's generally better not to remember about the bathroom: mold, plumbing, you keep your word of honor. Everything is torn off and distorted. The refrigerator is broken. The gazebo (near the house) is just a miracle: you definitely can't hide there in the midday heat: She's roofless. Only dirty "type" curtains instead of walls. DIRT, STENCH, MOLD, HEAT. The heat accompanies both day and night. It is impossible to hide from it either in the house (there is no smell of air conditioning here) or near the house (remember that there is no roof in the gazebo).
A man takes garbage from large dumpsters - it's great, but why do it at FIVE in the morning.
Then the big name:There is a cafe on site. Dirt and stink. And there are dead flies in the food.
The Internet is constantly disappearing. Water too.
The sea is really not 450 meters away.
And all this super service at a hefty price.
If you want to take a tour of the Soviet Union, welcome to the COTTAGE!