Vacationed with my sister at Joker Side Hill in August) A wonderful hotel, the sea is a 5-minute walk away, a clean swimming pool, delicious food (everyone will find something to their liking), a variety of drinks at the bar (both alcoholic and non-alcoholic). Special thanks to the animation team! Thanks to them, our vacation was active, fun, filled with emotions and laughter! ️I was especially struck by the fact that the evening program and the children's disco EVERY DAY! I've never seen this anywhere!
Because of all this abundance, we didn't even want to go on excursions! So I recommend it to everyone for family holidays, for young people, and even if you come alone, you definitely won't get bored
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We were at the hotel in August 2022. I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS HOTEL!!!!! If you don't want to ruin your vacation. I'll start with the fact that the reception is very small, but there would be nothing, WiFi only works there, and if there are a lot of people, not everyone has enough space, I had to stand. The rooms are just terrible, with mold on the walls, which were cleaned for the sake of appearance, without changing the bed linen, the stairs that had to be climbed to the "room" were not washed or cleaned at all (I attach a photo) there are safes in the "rooms", but they are not working, so all valuable things had to be carried with you since they were warned by other tourists that they should not leave anything valuable in the "rooms". For this reason, we went on vacation with bags, backpacks, even took food with us when we went out, food is generally a separate story, poorly exhausted dishes, monotonous food, unripe fruits, only there are no big complaints about breakfast, queues for lunch and dinner in which you had to stand for at least 20-30 minutes. We didn't go to the pool because I haven't seen it cleaned in a week, so we went to the beach that Joker shares with another hotel, so there are a lot of people in the sea, compared to other hotels, you can wash your feet from the sand only on the beach at another hotel, but they are kicked out seeing, That YOU're from the Joker Hotel.
If you don't want to ruin your vacation, I don't recommend going to this hotel!
Hello everyone I'll tell you straight out the hotel itself is not anything, conveniently located, near the sea, if you're lucky, they will give you a room with a sea view! The very attitude of the staff is a disaster, without swearing, you will live on the ground floor, a passageway (vacationers, staff passes day and night under your nose. Especially at night, the staff drove by with a cart every night, which rumbles very much (do not understand what he is transporting at night) in the morning at five you will be woken up by a rooster (an abandoned hotel is next to the fences a meter away) Cleaning is done every other time or they will forget. We stopped by at all, they gave us a room on the ground floor, the feeling that they didn't clean up at all after vacationers, there was a lot of garbage, shampoo, soap, immediately the question is, are the towels clean?! We went to figure it out in a day or two, we were given a room on the 4th floor with a shared balcony, but the view is better and clean. The food is poor, salads are still good, fruits were given watermelon and melon alternating. Alcohol from 10:00- 23:00 The waiters are working well done! As for animations, nothing, in the morning water aerobics, after lunch darts of 5-6 people (( in the evening music dancing. There was karaoke once, but I understood that after one time they didn't do super singers anymore! But they actively sell and persuade you to go to a party with a foam party for $ 10 per person, in the evening they take you and bring you at two in the morning, if you oversleep or are late, you will not return the money
We had a vacation this summer with my husband. After reading the negative reviews, we were ready for anything, but we were pleasantly surprised. If you need to save money, but you want to go to the sea, it's very normal. Yes, it's not 5 stars, but for me, it's better than ours. Firstly, an interesting place - there is something to see (for free, those who took excursions regretted it), I mean the old town, which you need to visit at least 2 times, in the morning (you need to go out at 6 a.m., because after 8.00 the heat begins) and in the evening - completely different emotions. The Mediterranean Sea, as always, is clean and warm, people come to the beaches closer to lunch, so there are few people until 11 am. We went to the paid beach (it is better to take euros: 2 euros for two or 3 dollars for the whole day - 2 sun beds and an umbrella, but you can also get free on your beach from the hotel or on an abandoned beach). In terms of food, we did not bother, there was enough meat (chicken, turkey), there was of course an unpleasant moment once when a turkey cooked on the grill was distributed by a local and if it did not pass "face control", i.e. not young and cute, he gave a small piece, for something he gave to pretty girls, almost half a leg, and then they fed the cats with this stuff. About cleaning, you need to go to the reception and remind yourself, they immediately write it down and come to clean up. The rooms are small, but our place was clean and everything worked. We chose a specially small hotel, which is the best place to relax in the conditions of a pandemic. There is no elevator, large corridors, which means less contact with each other, a restaurant under a canopy, which again minimizes communication. There was animation, but we didn't need it, we came from across the sea. The rest was a success! I do not recommend it with children under 10 years old (food is not suitable, there is a lot of local cuisine, children do not eat this), but for adults a good vacation for that kind of money!
We stayed at this hotel for the first and last time. I understand that it is a 3* and budget hotel, but the quality of the stay in it was terrible.
The room was cleaned very poorly. They were cleaned just for show. Towels were changed badly. They put clean and dirty ones. The bed wasn't changed every day. We went to the reception every day and asked to clean the room well, but our requests were ignored. The bed is dirty, then leaky.
The food was monotonous. There are few waiters and they work poorly. There was a case when the waiters stood in the evening watching a show program instead of doing their job.
The pool has never been cleaned during the 6 days of our vacation. The water was muddy.
Wi-fi is only available at the reception and works very slowly.
The only thing we liked was the breakfast.
We do not recommend this hotel if you want to relax peacefully and well.
It's a good place, quiet and peaceful, the tourists are Europeans (mostly Germans), and the locals, so the staff doesn't understand a damn thing in Russian. The feeder is normal, if someone is hungry, then go to where there are more "stars". Cleaning is done every day, towels are changed too, shampoo and soap are not transferred to the shower. August-September 2020.
who is not ready for working plumbing, cleaning every 5 days, vegetarian menu (but 4 varieties of cheese for breakfast))), leaky sheets, unobtrusive staff)) - the hotel is contraindicated). If you go to the sea and the sun - 20 tr. in 12 days with expensive food - it's cheaper than the Russian south)). Look for the pros! To the hotel- just to sleep! When buying a ticket, I asked the managers to give me the opportunity to lose weight and walk more)))), so the hotel arranged for almost everyone (only 500m to the sea, but it is not known where the beach is and there was no bus to my beach, the kitchen is dietary but you will not starve, the rooms are not cleaned often, the plumbing does not work in many rooms - there is no water in the toilet bowl) - I was in November 2019, the weather is EXCELLENT. If someone did not read the reviews before buying, then I sympathize with them.
Terrible hotel! Cheap and angry) if you treat it like this: come to sleep, then it's normal! We left, traveled around Turkey, so it's not critical) there was almost no service, even an additional blanket was not given, and the one that was provided was only enough to cover my legs, we slept in flisks, we were in early May, it was cold at night (we ate mostly in restaurants, went to the hotel only for breakfast mostly
Budget hotel, close to the sea in 7 minutes walking distance. Of the minuses, small uncomfortable rooms, lack of cleaning, with any problem, the reception pretends that mine is yours not to understand. Of the advantages, there is a good beach nearby, they feed normally, you can choose not to be hungry. A good bar with beer and cocktails is all inclusive. And also super bartender Yasha. It is normal for an unassuming holiday.
It's just a Pi***Ts. This is a super budget hotel, vacationed in July 2018.
the room (223) is dirty, small but with a sea view. There is no safe, there are no amenities.
Food for 3+ (pasta every day) free beer (type Baltika 0). in front of the hotel is 30cm!!! another similar hotel, only destroyed, not residential, where tramps spend the night. It takes 5 minutes to get down to the sea. It is not possible to stay on the coastline everywhere, as there are beaches of other hotels.
A sunbed can be rented for 2-3 euros for the whole day. There are many shops and eateries near this *hotel*. Your beach is very far away, take the bus at 7 a.m. for 25 minutes. I do not advise people who are not used to living in a dugout or in a communal apartment, who have moral principles, who cannot stand dirt and stink.
PS habarik from a cigarette lay on the stairs for all 7 days ,
We rested at this hotel from October 16 to 26, during the whole time the room was cleaned twice, if you can call it cleaning, the attitude of the staff to the guests is disgusting, rudeness at every step since wi-fi only on the reception twice witnessed the settlement of completely unfamiliar women in one room on one bed to see a drunken cook or bartender in the evening in the order of things, the beach according to the description is about 8 kilometers from the hotel and no one drove there, I had to go to the beaches of other hotels where they do not allow using a sunbed or umbrella, the food is monotonous, in 10 days we saw fish once and chicken twice, if you are late for at least half an hour you will see empty trays, in short I do not advise Nobody.
We were on the May holidays. What can be praised is the bartender YASHA is a very good person and cool.
The pool to the knee the food sucks the rooms were not finished after the renovation, the bed linen was not cleaned in 9 days, well, the bartender fixed our rest, everything is there if not he, I do not know maybe we would have moved to another hotel on the second day
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Yasha you are the best bro 10/10
I didn't like it:
The condition of the rooms - the smell and appearance of mold, linen with holes, pillows with lumps, towels with stains, peeled leatherette at the headboard
No room cleaning for all my 8 days
They never took out the trash
For 8 days, meat and fish were given chicken only 2 times. I can't cook a cook, alas. The French fries were dripping with butter. If the milk ran out, then a new pack was not brought
Like it:
Cleanliness of the common area
New sun beds
Clean pool
I wouldn't go anymore
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September 29, 2019
The hotel is nice and conveniently located. We got a good room, no complaints. But the nutrition leaves much to be desired.During the week of rest, there was chicken 1 time, the rest of the time soy semi-finished products, fish was a couple of times, without spices, without salt.Of course, we didn't go hungry, but many were outraged.
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June 25, 2019
It's a terrible place! A hotel sold by tour operators as 4* does not even pull 2*! The suites with a kitchen are located in the basement, neither the stove nor the refrigerator work! The representatives say that the contract does not specify that the kitchen should be working! There are strange animals in the rooms, some insects have bitten the children, there is no food! Only chemical semi-finished products, no sweets, apples and then once every 2-3 days! Even chicken is not every day, there is no fish, from the word at all, do not even dream about meat at all) The rooms are damp and mildewed, the air conditioners do not work! It is necessary to tearfully ask the boys at the reception to send the master, once from the 5th the master may come, but not the fact that he will do it!!! Pools are dirty, especially for children! There are ants and bedbugs in the suite. A terrible vacation, I never recommend it to anyone!!! There are threes much better than this bedbug! By the way, read real reviews! The hotel administration hires people (for example, more or less hyped bloggers) and puts up videos with their participation! As well as paying for writing positive reviews!
The rooms are just terrible and they are not cleaned! The beach is close, 500 meters away. The staff is great. The food is acceptable, but no one canceled the cafe))
The food is bad! The sauna did not work.
The air conditioner turns on, all the lights go out, the fuses go off.
I do not recommend it!
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October 8, 2019
The service was disgusting, the rooms were rarely cleaned. The bathroom smelled of sewage. The toilet drain button was constantly falling off the wall. For breakfast, the tea was warmed up only an hour after the start of it. The bar was constantly running out of drinks, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. The worst hotel I've been to.