If you want to get into the concept of "Hotel Transylvania" to the fullest, then life in this wonderful palace is just for you!
Only after the first visit to your punishment cell, in the walls of which you will spend several years of your life, will you feel the atmosphere of sorrow, prison colony and despair.
Cockroaches will become your real friends for the next few years, which you will see not only in your clothes or personal belongings, but also in your most terrible dreams :)
You and no one else will be solely to blame for all the troubles and misfortunes of this palace, which is already based on God's word, because before your arrival, no one had ever heard the concepts of "disorder" and "unsanitary conditions" here!
In this building, there are no such devices called "refrigerator" because "The sanitary station has banned!", but there are only two per floor.When you open these two wonderful devices, "living" since the time of your great-grandfather, you can proudly say that you have felt all the smells of the world!
You can forget about the food that you left in this miracle device forever, because the orcs who were sent to live here by their mothers will eat everything and not even choke)
No solutions to the problems were taken for the whole year, after the repair (approved by all employees of this eighth wonder of the world) you will receive a barrage of accusations and claims!
You can forget about healthy sleep for the rest of the year, because orcs and other fantastic creatures do not know what "headphones" are, and the speaker is an integral part of their image and alter ego, which they demonstrate in all its glory!
The teachers are wonderful, there are zero questions for them :)
I wish you nerves of steel, a box of sedatives and antidepressants and leave this eighth wonder of the world as soon as possible!