The hotel was chosen because of its location. For some reason, it seemed to me that living near Victoria is much more logistically convenient than near Paddington (a trip two years ago). In principle, it turned out that way - right at the entrance of the bus line 24. Who was constantly helping out. Now about the sad part. If on my last visit I paid a penny for a room in Adara (Paddington) with breakfast, then this hotel bit slightly and I had to pay extra 5 pounds per person for breakfast. The hotel itself is located in a building of unknown year of construction. The last time the repair was done was in 2000 + The laminate is swollen and creaks meanly. The number did not match the photo on the Booking. The bed, declared as a double bed, could not be like that, since two adults of not particularly large size met on it with any part of the body more often than the nuclei of an atom in the process of nuclear fusion. And an attempt to somehow change the position of the body led to the fall of the second person from the bed, which clearly indicates the cheapest mattress bought on sale at a hardware store. The pillows were clearly purchased at a Barbie store. The bed for the third guest had a sagging mattress. Does a horse sleep on it during the absence of guests? A meager set of furniture complemented the overdrive TV with a number of channels and the size of a postage stamp. The sink was even smaller. Moreover, it is located under the shelf so that it is traumatic and not hygienic to use it (clogged with hair and other crap). The shower was also designed for midgets or citizens of the Celestial Empire. There is a liquid soap dispenser attached to the wall in the shower, but no one poured it there. And the dispenser itself is fixed in such a place that it cannot be filled… In addition, it prevents the shower enclosure doors from folding. Because of this, access is only possible sideways ... Yes, I almost forgot-the toilet paper was obviously bought in the most miserable village store and in order to use it, you need to fold it four times. What is the point of such a pseudo-economy of the British? Do not try to turn on the hood in the bathroom! The creaking is heard in Buckingham Palace - the guards may be sent out! Three guests were provided with one chair and a tiny round table, which had seen the heroes of the First World War. I was pleased with the overhead light. After the German hotels where you have to live by touch, it was simply dazzling and uncomfortably bright. I was particularly pleased with the complete lack of sound insulation. On the first night, our neighbors held a girls' party until 2 a.m. (the staff came to them only at that time), on the second night they continued on an even larger scale and calmed down by 5:30 a.m.…Apparently the pills have finished acting. The third night, the neighbor's children jumped in the hallway, but somehow in our room, until someone less patient from the neighbors promised to give them a bream. Every night we were involved in some kind of enchanting action of the neighbors. By the way, if you are afraid to suffocate, do not worry, a medium-sized horse will freely pass through the crack under the door to the room. She's probably endlessly slamming doors on the floor in search of a new mattress. With every pop, the interior walls wobble and one of the neighbors above goes to the toilet in a big way. The heating battery lives on its own schedule and takes a day off on Sunday for the whole day. An open window adds the sounds of sewage to your life, which is very actively used by the neighbors from above after fish and chips, but this is not accurate. Pubs, by the way, are disappointingly few in the area… The elevator also lives its own life and drives with an algorithm that defies logic. A life hack from me: if you need to save food (there is no refrigerator in the room), then you can always save them in the bathroom - there is an Arctic, an icy floor and walls. Even towels thrown on the floor do not save. There is also a hanger on the bathroom door, or rather a hanger, it did not work out to hang a towel on it once, all of them, according to gravity, sought to instantly be on the floor. The cleaning was carried out once in six nights and most likely by mistake… Since we just had our beds made and two pillowcases changed. No one took out the garbage (I had to make my way to the nearest tanks in the evening), as well as the paper was added only after an urgent remark, but according to bohat, the packaging was immediately added. The cleaner was even too lazy to tear it up and put it in the drive. At the same time, she constantly blocks the elevator platform with her bags and trolley. In general, except for the smiling guy at the reception, there is nothing in this hotel that would justify your spending on it in such amounts ... Yes, when booking, I asked for a quiet and clean room and I was promised it… Apparently, this is subtle British humor... out of six nights I couldn't get enough sleep once. The whole complex of disadvantages of this hotel does not give me the opportunity to give it at least some positive assessment. I can't say that this is a "tired" hotel, but it's not worth half the money paid for it. PS: 4 days after check-out, various managers were alarmed and worried about my "inconveniences" at the hotel…Apparently, only now they have received my message about the women's screams in the next room before 5 o'clock in the morning…

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