Semipalatinsk Test Site
23 reviews
March 8
I've been living here since 1940, and I don't know how to live well with seven arms and four legs, plus sometimes the sun can rise early and shine ten times stronger at these moments. Well, the only drawback is the earthquake after the bright sun, you have to defend the house anew. As it is, everything is fine, I advise everyone.
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April 9
A picturesque place, definitely has its pros and cons. One of the advantages is a beautiful lake, one of the disadvantages is that you can't swim in the lake because of aggressive dogs with fins.
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March 21
It's a great place, there are only a few artifacts and the mushrooms are too big and bright, the earthquake is frequent. I highly recommend it
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January 10
I was here on a flight for work. We flew with the greys from Area 51. However, sometimes there are stray green reptilians, that's why I don't really like flying here.
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April 9
The radiation factor is very high. The soil is as contaminated as possible, as there have been massive nuclear weapons tests.
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March 4
I've been living here for 10 years, everything is fine, just my neck has grown by 3 meters and I'm shaking like a salt shaker at night.
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March 18
I have a vacation here every four years. The tail has grown, it has become more convenient to jump after the fish
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July 2, 2024
Cool! It is convenient to run to the store on four legs, yesterday I caught a three-meter carp (delicious)
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December 11, 2023
I really liked it. We are sitting with a friend on the Chagan, drinking beer, salted a 2-meter crab. Delicious. But there is a lot of radiation... But nothing! One more arm will grow, and normas!
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September 28, 2024
I go there once a year. After the trip, I noticed that I began to glow green and understand the conversation of cats.
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November 25, 2024
It's a good place, it's a pity Roskomnadzor wasn't there
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May 13, 2024
I've been living here for thirty years, I've been running fast for firewood on six legs, my eighth arm is already growing, I'm happy with everything
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November 19, 2023
A great place, that's just in the "Features" it says "Accessibility of wheelchair access: Unavailable"
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October 4, 2023
The Internet catches poorly, poor infrastructure, I'm generally silent about ecology, how to live here with children, I do not recommend moving 🥵
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May 22, 2024
Top place) The Kreosan team enriched itself with uranium there
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September 9, 2023
It's beautiful, it looks like my yard in Belomorsk. Only it 's more well - groomed here .
A great place for barbecue.
I definitely recommend it.
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September 16, 2023
A good place to spend a holiday with the whole family
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May 2
Cool👍
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August 30, 2023
I went there, I sunbathed, but my arm only grew 3 times.
10 jokes out of 10
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September 30, 2023
A good lake, big fish, I advise everyone
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November 18, 2023
I do not advise it, the nearest pyaterochka is very far away
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November 7, 2023
Everyone likes it, but why am I not there yet?
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October 13, 2023
Place top and creosana saw
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